1. Who is your idol?
Hulk Hogan.
Tom Selleck.
Me - it doesn't get any better.
Captain James T Kirk.
Patty Hearst.
Pat Benatar.
David Lee Roth.
Belinda Carlisle.
Bill Gates.

2. How do you wear your makeup?:
I don't wear any.
I'll only wear it if my sexy girlfriend asks me to...
Heavy around the eyes.
Wild and generally a bit heavy.
It's just a Saturday in detention - not too much.
I might splash on a bit of lipstick when I head to the school dance tonight.

3. What's your primary reason for skipping school?:
I feel sick. No, seriously.
Smokin' in the boys' room.
All-day Star Trek marathon!.
Shopping.
I'm too busy pining.
Hungover.
Working on my Siouxsie shrine.
Practicing squat-thrusts.
School? What's that?

4. What extracurricular activities do you participate in?:
Physics club - we discuss properties of physics.
Wrestling team.
Student Council.
International club.
Not a "club" so much as a "gang".
Nothing.
I'm sure high school boys have clubs in my honor.
Math Club.
Whatever the boy I'm in love with has joined.

5. How popular are you?
Very.
Who doesn't want to hang around a winner?.
Not at all - I get beat up all the time.
Nobody even notices I'm around.
The ladies love me!
I have my own little group of friends, but nobody else really talks to me. I'd love to believe I'm really popular though.
Boys worship me; girls wish they were me.
I have a few friends, but the boy I want to be with doesn't even know I exist.
I hang out with a select crowd of hooligans and criminals.

6. You are:
an invention.
foreign exchange student.
popular and preppy to a fault.
a loner who blends into the background.
a computer geek.
sixteen years old today - doesn't anybody care?!?.
a rebel without a cause...
a winner - like a racehorse, really.
never gonna get laid.

7. Your family:
are way too touchy-feely and totally insensitive to what's going on with me.
berate me and beat me up.
actually consists of a pair of horny teenaged boys with way too much time on their hands.
like almost everybody else in this movie, I don't seem to HAVE parents.
are just fine. They spoil me rotten.
are in another country, but I mow lawn for Grandma and Grandpa!
are out of town for the weekend!!!
couldn't tell you - they basically ignore me.
are alright, but they put a lot of pressure on me.

8. Your favorite band is:
Simple Minds.
Oingo Boingo.
the Go-Gos.
the Sherman High Marching Band.
the Clash.
Air Supply.
Queen.
Kraftwerk.
A Flock of Seagulls.

9. The best part of puberty was:
Couldn't tell you - I spent the whole time in detention.
that time I made a chick on my computer.
my first kiss.
my sixteenth birthday.
I never actually went through puberty - I was born 23 years old.
discovering American girls!.
getting my gold card.
sleeping with my therapist.
rat-tailing my first nerd in the locker room.

10. Your favorite item of clothing is:
women's underwear.
my Nike tank top.
my flannel shirt.
the diamond earrings my daddy got me.
biker-chick wear.
headgear.
legwarmers.
my long black trenchcoat.
my red sweater.

11. How much product do you use in your hair?:
as much as necessary - I like a lot of height.
just a little bit.
none.
none - it's naturally teased, as I never wash or brush it.
I try to keep it nice and neat for the ladies.